I feeling like a fucking insomniac.
Taken from Nic Wong (who scored a 17)
The more [x]'s the dumber you are. 20 or lower means you're not that stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth
when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth
when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen
door .
[] You have fell out/off of a moving
vehicle
[x] You have thought of something
funny and laughed, then people gave
you weird looks
subtotal: 2
[] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet
and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have
the same rhythm.
[]You just tried to sing them.
subtotal: 1
[] You have tripped on your shoelace
and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] Your hair is/was blond.
[] You've put metal in the microwave
subtotal: 1
[x] You have accidentally caught
something on fire
[] you tried to drink out of a straw,
but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling
when you wake up (when I was a kid yes ;_; )
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] You have tripped over your own
feet.
subtotal: 3
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] You are telling a story and forget
what you were talking about
[] You have forgotten to breathe.
[] You are often told to use your
"inside voice".
[] You use your fingers to do simple
math.
subtotal: 1
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you
should be doing something else
[x] You have put your clothes on
backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for
something and realized it was in your hand.
subtotal: 3
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins
because
you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
subtotal: 0
[ ] Your friends know not to use big
words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when
you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair
before
subtotal: 1
[] When you're lying in bed, you try
to find pictures or words in the texture
of the ceiling.
[] The word "uh" is used many times a
day.
subtotal: 0
Total: 12Gee, I'm pretty damn smart.
Time for bed.
1:06 AM
